Fang You Very Much
There is a vampire that lives in the basement. He is a good tenant, a good neighbor. Quiet during the day, minimum screaming and he never leaves blood trace.
And damn it all, he pays on time and he pays in gold bullion. I have a real fondness for gold bullion.
But now, I have a nagging suspicion that I am going to betray him. Vampire fangs are the current rage in aphrodisiacs. Grind them to powder, mix it into a hot toddy and you have staying power.
He can have tonight. Tomorrow he is going to be a tonic.