vampire in the basement

Fang You Very Much

There is a vampire that lives in the basement. He is a good tenant, a good neighbor. Quiet during the day, minimum screaming and he never leaves blood trace.

And damn it all, he pays on time and he pays in gold bullion. I have a real fondness for gold bullion.

But now, I have a nagging suspicion that I am going to betray him. Vampire fangs are the current rage in aphrodisiacs. Grind them to powder, mix it into a hot toddy and you have staying power.

He can have tonight.   Tomorrow he is going to be a tonic.